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So apparently yesterday was some "Blog Like It's The End Of The World" day. Everyone on my flist was blogging about the zombie apocalypse.

Except me. I didn't know this until I got home late last night.

Why didn't anyone tell me? I mean, come on, guys, some friends I have if noone clues me in to the impending doom.

OTOH, I don't know what anyone was talking about. I mean, nothing was out of ordinary to me. It looked like a perfectly normal day to me.

Except one oddity. I had a quite successful date last night with lizs18 and, for some reason, she was far more hungry for cheese than for bodies. Which I found to be quite strange.

And then when I tried to lean in and eat her brains, she screamed and ran. I mean, come on. I was going to be perfectly reasonable with her. I mean, I wasn't going to eat her eyes. All I wanted to do was eat her brains. I mean, it's not THAT weird, is it?

But... yeah. I don't know what anyone was talking about.